Monday, October 14, 2013

I Don't Understand The Modding Community

As the title of this post suggests, I really don't understand the modding community. Sometimes, they'll make something incredibly awesome, like mods in Skyrim that require players to seek warmth from the cold, or requires them to actually sleep and eat at regular intervals. That's really cool and it helps a player immerse themselves into the game more easily. It also sounds like Fallout New Vegas's Hardcore mode if it was actually done well. There's also mods of old games, mostly Super Mario World from what I've seen, that create an entirely new game with the engine. These mods are awesome. They make sense to me.

Then, you have a mod that makes Sonic the Hedgehog a giant erect penis. No, it doesn't give him a giant, erect penis, but I'm sure that exists too. Those are all over Bioware and Bethesda games, and Sonic porn is rampant on the internet, so it just makes sense. Except it doesn't make any sense. I hate the internet.

No, this mod turns Sonic into a giant, floating cock that runs really fast and slams itself into robots. The link is below. I don't think it would be the best of ideas to post this directly here, in the event that posting a video of male genitalia running through a city at high speeds collecting rings and stomping robots comes back to bite me in the ass at some point. But the link is there.

Click here if you dare.

And yet, here I am laughing like a little kid. Damn you, internet. Damn you.

Of course, I need to conclude this with the one line from Egoraptor's Mega Man X Sequelitis episode that I thought of immediately after I saw this. You can also take this as my review of Sonic Generations. Seriously, as a former fan of the Sonic games who'd been beaten down by the horrors of Sonic '06 and all the other terrible Sonic games in the past decade or so, it's good to finally get something as kick ass as Sonic Generations.


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